Originally by: Stephen Katze

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Originally by: Mitten

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Originally by: darklegionca

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Originally by: Stephen Katze

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How very sad...that I just wasted two hours of my life reading a pointless BS story.

Seriously. You basically just wrote about everything you've done in Eve, and then hit us with something COMPLETELY unrelated in the end.

I might as well tell you my life story, including bathroom visits, and end it with "and the point is, yesterday I got mugged". There wasn't even any coherence to each part of the story. It was just "I did this, then I did this, then I quit for a while, then I went back, then I got a new ship, then I bought some more ships, then I, then I...". Whoever it was on this thread that said you're a good writer needs to get out of the game and read more.

Sorry, I usually don't post inflammatory posts, but I'm actually angry that I took the time to read that drivel.

Oh, and by the way, I call BS. Despite pages and pages of in depth analysis of how great he is in Eve, there's only a cursory explanation of "someone was in my house...repeated times". Also, if someone had physical access to your system, they wouldn't need to exploit IE security holes to install a keylogger. They would just...install it. But why am I picking out these particular points...the whole story is garbage.

I praise CCP for not buying this load of space-baloney.

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Oh noes you might be called a troll now....

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Fear not, his alt cred is strong yet.

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This isn't an alt. I'm a new Eve player, and a friend of mine sent me this to laugh at. But, I don't need to actually know anything about the game to smell BS. And I smell BS.

I was thinking about it more, and this is what this moron is claiming:

1.The person was in his house and installed a keylogger that inexplicably uses IE security holes, yet must be installed physically (if you're an admin, you can install ANYTHING).
2.The person took his hardcopy sheet with all of his account (but no passwords...why does he even have such a sheet??? He needs to remember that he actually HAS an account?)
3.The person used the keylogger to steal his Eve Online password...but...only his Eve Online password.
4.The person then..and here's the kicker...sold his Eve Online characters and sent the money to HIS account
5.Then, somehow he got his ATM card AND PIN (not explained, since it's not on the hardcopy listing all of his accounts but no passwords)and took the money from his own account.

This is besides the fact that he admits he quit many times before...admit isn't the right word actually-he verbosely details each quitting..., he admits he waited to post this just to be sure (of what?).

On top of all that, this is a LOT of trouble the person went through when they could have just as easily stolen the money other ways if they had a keylogger installed.

I think not only should CCP put a suspension on this account, but also personally kick him in the crotch for wasting all of our time and bandwidth on this stupidity.

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